Japan

Spring break, this year, Marni and I decided that we would take the kids off to Japan for a short break. At the beginning of the planning session it was proving to be very expensive. But, then we figured it would be the same to take a trip to Toronto or Victoria. The flights were about the same and hitting a Starbucks still costs you $20. So, what the hell. It's another stamp in the passport.

First off, I must recommend not flying an Indonesian Airline. Simply, Indonesians cannot line up. The velvet rope does not apply to them. We were the first loaded on the plane (because of the kids), the kids ate their meals early and we were offered more space when there were empty seats. Wow, an airline that has some common sense- something that clearly lacks, here.

Anyway, first stop- Tokyo. No vending machines filled with ladies panties (as I was told there were many) and a whole lot of drunk old men. Actually, a lot of drunk men in general. Apparently, we were in the nightclub district.

Thoughts on Tokyo: It is truly amazing how a city of 25 million people can have no crowds. We were expecting to be crowded on trains, buses and subways. Nothing. Apparently, with some planning and respectful citizens, things work! Jakarta take note. Another note, what the hell are the women wearing. There is a group that dress as cartoon characters, really. Little Bo Peep, school girls, etc. all walking around trying to be noticed. Rest of the women....dressed like hookers. Certainly adds to the sightseeing. In some areas it was like watching people that had dressed in the dark. Just put on whatever you have around and call it an outfit. Excuse me, Mr. Blackwell.

We went to many temples, shrines and museums. All were wonderful. Very.....Japanese. Everything you would expect in Japanese efficiency applies to their sightseeing. Get in. Follow the signs. Snap photos. Get the hell out.

We were, unfortunately about a week too early for cherry blossoms. Some trees were spectacular but there were only the odd few that were in full bloom. We were able to see some in Kyoto.

Off to Kyoto- sight of the Kyoto Accord on Climatge Change. Ironically, there are about 5 different subway lines that are all unrelated and add to the confusion of mass transit. But, a truly beautiful city, nonetheless. Many beautiful temples, castles and Marni was very happy to see Geishas walking the streets to celebrate the cherry blossoms.

Caden did approach a couple of Geisha's to ask for a photo. He mentioned that they made him nervous. Boompa explained that men typically get nervous around women.

Funny little story, we were out for dinner next to our hotel one night. After Marni had returned to the hotel with Zoe I asked for the bill. I then realized that she had my wallet. Luckily, the people at the table next to us (while eating thir freshly de-limbed live octopus) were able to explain that I would run next door and grab my wallet. However, the man did explain that they would probably not trust me to leave and return. So after leaving my son as collateral I was able to leave and return to pay the bill.

We then went to Osaka. Really, quite a nice city. Highlight of that trip was one of the world's largest aquariums. Probably more of a Denny's menu to the locals, though. There were signs explaining how many of the creatures are endangered or threatened surrounding the tanks. Then, they were on the menu for dinner. Caden's highlight was seeing the whale shark.

Overall, life is good. The trip was very nice. We were able to see some cherry blossoms, Mount Fuji and some very cool temples and castles.