Now that walking around here is getting to feel normal we are starting to notice a lot if interesting little tidbits. I will start carrying a camera everywhere because some of this stuff is just too funny to describe accurately.
Ecstasy fish balls- Walking through the Wal-Mart equivalent called the CarreFour I noticed little 'candies'. They were white with little faces on them. There were others shapes like stars, moons and various types of balls. I then noticed that they were made of fish. Truthfully, you don't want to know the parts of the fish. I will make sure I get some and tell you what they are like. No Xmas turkey- might as well have Xmas fish balls.
Looking for a little something for Caden to play with there was a great 'literal' translation for a child's toy. In bold letters, this toy announced that it provided "Infinite Pleasure!!". I looked around to see if I was in the right store. Marni assured me it was false advertising.
I apologize to any Muslims that may be reading this but your bathroom rituals are entirely too complex. I wont go into details but you might as well crap with a fire hose beside you. But, now I have seen it all. In a mall bathroom, beside the urinals there were hand sanitizers. Not too odd, except that the 'lotion' was not intended for your hands. Really, how dirty does it get down there? ......but, when in Rome......
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